Monday, May 9, 2011

2011 NOTY: Chrotchtangle Regional, Part 4

And thus we conclude the first round of voting.

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No. 7 Jadeveon Clowney: No. 1 college football recruit in nation; handcuffed for Living While Black.
No. 10 Charlie Soap: Wilma Mankiller’s husband.



No. 2 Madz Negro: Illinois h.s. cross-country runner.

No. 15 Judy Graham Swallows: Tennessee county register of deeds.

9 comments:

jdb said...

The fact that Madz Negro is a bonde white girl just... how can she not win it all with a pedigree like that.

Joe said...

Just wanna throw it out there that Madz Negro is my girlfriend - VOTE FOR HER PLEASE!!

E. said...

man, madz negro vs. judy graham swallows is pretty tough, those are both great.

but i think ultimately jdb's got it right.

9658f944-758f-11e0-b5b1-000f20980440 said...

Charlie Soap and Wilma Mankiller were married, can we go ahead and award them married couple-names of the year? That is a power couple of names.

Owen said...

I'm stunned that Madz Negro is winning over Judy Graham Swallows.

Rob Speer said...
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purplebob said...

Owen - why is that surprising? "Madz Negro" is hilarious. JGS is just "hey look, here's a woman with the last name Swallows".

Elkminster said...

Madz Negro is the best name in this tournament. I'm on the bandwagon. @jdb comments are spot-on, probably because jdb appears to be a Team America: World Policeman; and @purplebob cracked me up with: "JGS is just 'hey look, here's a woman with the last name Swallows'."

Debbie said...

Madz Negro is an awesome person, I'm proud to know her.