No. 1 stonegarden grindlife: UCLA grad student.
No. 8 Rexachilles Imperial: Texas swimmer.
No. 5 Vernon Lee Bad Marriage Jr.: Girlfriend beater.
No. 13 Draco Slaughter: 75-year-old who joked about having a bomb in his carry-on.
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Name of the Year was founded in 1983 on an Ivy League campus. Its mission has remained unchanged: to discover, verify, nominate, elect and disseminate great names. All names included here are, to the best of our knowledge, real. No malice is intended.